My name is Morticia Sand Witch. I come from a line of sand-magic witches, although most of the day I pretend to be a dull, silly nine-year-old human girl. It's super boring. My mother changed my name so that witch hunters can't find us. That's why everyone thinks my name is Mortadela: Mortadela Sándwich. My mother and I are among the few witches left in the world and maybe the last of our line. That's why she is so obsessed with witch hunters, especially one: Victor Stalinsky, whom I simply call Toad-Eater.